1. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
2. I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race.
4.Shock me, say something intelligent.
5. Maybe if you ate some of that makeup, you could be pretty on the inside.
6. If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
7. I look into your eyes and?get the feeling nobody is driving.
8. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
9. They said you were a big asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
10. God made coke, God made pepsi,
God made me, oh so sexy,
God made rivers, God made lakes,
God made you...
well we all make mistakes.
11.I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
12.Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
13.They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
14.What a stupid douche bag,he has no clue what he is talking about.
15. Somewhere out there, there is a tree, tirelessly producing, oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology.